It was a frat house, after all
2007 March 31
"While fraternity members were eating in the dining room, a woman entered the house's living room, took off her clothes and started masturbating, said LSA junior Dan Nye, the president of the Washtenaw Avenue fraternity...
...Fraternity members asked the woman to leave the house, but she refused and continued masturbating for about half an hour, Nye said...
...She walked out of the front door wearing only a thigh-length black coat after a fraternity member called the police, Nye said. When police arrived minutes later, the woman had already left."
Michigan Daily News through YesButNoButYes