“Animal Behaviourists agree…”

2007 June 16
by cardinal fang

This one's for you, Sarah.

The Onion

Vacationing Woman Thinks Cats Miss Her

VERO BEACH, FL-Annette Davrian, a 45-year-old Cedar Rapids, IA, bank teller, is spending her vacation time in a delusional haze this week, somehow managing to convince herself that her cats actually miss her.

from → animals do the darndest things, funny ha-ha, or funny queer?

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  1. 2007 June 16
    Sarah permalink

    In my own defense, I'm not assuming that Ally "misses" me per se, it's the fact that clearly something is altered for her when I'm gone so that she feels the need to pee on my things when I get back. I realize I miss her more than she misses me, although she does seem pretty happy to see me when I get back :) .

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  2. 2007 June 16
    cardinal fang permalink

    You did read the part about assuming the territory of the owner when they leave? That would explain the peeing when you get back - the cats are asserting territory.

    It just seems like retribution.

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  3. 2007 June 16
    Sarah permalink

    So, when you leave, she says "my pillows" and then pees on them. It all makes sense now! :)

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  4. 2007 June 16
    cardinal fang permalink

    You joke, but it's true.

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