Wash, rinse, repeat
In a big case of the "Ewwwww!"s, a 21 year-old woman fell asleep on a flight from Dallas to LA only to wake up and find a man masturbating beside her... and that's not the worst part. In embarrassment she turned to face the window and nervously ran her hand through her hair and found "a substantial amount of an extremely sticky substance in her hair".
Man, people are weird (him, not her). I assume his application into the mile high club will be rejected since I don't think flying solo qualifies. The conclusion: he was arrested. She's suing American Airlines. In other words, more of the same for America. And if this post made you squeamish, first my apologies, second the Globe & Mail has an article on everyday language pushing the envelope. I'm just trying to do my part.
Thanks Jimmy. Lovely mental image.
I've got another one for you Jimmy!
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,337530,00.html
At a Target no less ... so many bad jokes that I won't share. Really, what possesses a guy to do that. I mean we've all had our dry spells, but seriously, couldn't he save his self lovin' 'till he got home?