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		<title>The Czech Roll.</title>
		<link>http://breakablecrate.com/2009/08/27/the-czech-roll/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 15:11:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cardinal fang</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[my love for this video is well known. I put it here as a reminder to me to watch it again.
Unknowns:

What is the name of that dance?
What kind of mouth-tuba is that?
Why does a man come onto the screen and blow onto a pane of glass?
How can it be called "Czech Roll'd" when it is [...]]]></description>
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<p>my love for this video is well known. I put it here as a reminder to me to watch it again.</p>
<p><strong>Unknowns:</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>What is the name of that dance?</li>
<li>What kind of mouth-tuba is that?</li>
<li>Why does a man come onto the screen and blow onto a pane of glass?</li>
<li>How can it be called "Czech Roll'd" when it is clearly a pleasure to watch?</li>
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<p><strong>English Translation</strong> [via nikokaojabg in youtube comments]</p>
<blockquote><p>I'm driving in a Skoda 100 to camp in Orava<br />
Because I'm in a hurry, I risk crossing Moravia<br />
A monster prowls around there, it comes out of the swamp<br />
It mainly eats people from Prague, and it's called Joe</p>
<p>Joe Swamp creeps through the bogs<br />
Joe Swamp approaches the village<br />
Joe Swamp is sharpening? his teeth<br />
Joe Swamp bites and strangles<br />
Who'dve thought that the way to deal with Joe Swamp<br />
The only thing that works is a plane with white powder</p>
<p>I was driving through a village on the road to Vizovice<br />
I met the village elder who told me over some slivovice<br />
"Whoever brings me Joe, dead or? alive,<br />
Shall have my daughter and half the collective farm"</p>
<p>Joe Swamp creeps through the bogs<br />
Joe Swamp approaches the village<br />
Joe Swamp is sharpening his teeth<br />
Joe Swamp bites and strangles<br />
Who'dve thought that the way to deal with Joe Swamp<br />
The only thing that works is a plane with white powder</p>
<p>I say, "Chief, give me the plane and the powder<br />
I'll give you Joe, no problem"<br />
The Elder agreed, and at dawn I rose to the skies<br />
The powder fell beautifully from the plane onto Joe</p>
<p>Joe Swamp is now all white<br />
Joe Swamp escapes from the bogs<br />
Joe Swamp has turned to stone<br />
For Joe Swamp, this is the end<br />
I caught Joe and now I have him, woohoo!<br />
Cash is always? good so now I'm selling him to the zoo</p></blockquote>
<p>In Czech after the jump.</p>
<p><span id="more-801"></span></p>
<p><strong>Original Czech</strong> [via Trooperer in youtube comments]</p>
<blockquote><p>Projížd?l jsem d?dinou cestou na Vizovice.<br />
P?ivítal m? p?edseda, ?ek mi u slivovice:<br />
"Živého ?i mrtvého Jožina kdo p?ivede,<br />
tomu já dám za ženu dceru a p?l JZD.</p>
<p>Jožin z bažin mo?álem se? plíží,<br />
Jožin z bažin k vesnici se blíží,<br />
Jožin z bažin už si zuby brousí,<br />
Jožin z bažin kouše, saje, rdousí.<br />
Na Jožina z bažin, koho by to napadlo,<br />
platí jen a pouze práškovací letadlo.</p>
<p>?íkám: "Dej mi p?edsedo letadlo a prášek,<br />
Jožina ti p?ivedu, nevidím v tom há?ek.<br />
"P?edseda mi vyhov?l, ráno jsem se vznesl,<br />
na Jožina z letadla prášek p?kn? klesl.</p>
<p>Refren:Jožin z bažin už je celý? bílý,<br />
Jožin z bažin z mo?álu ven pílí,<br />
Jožin z bažin dostal se na kámen,<br />
Jožin z bažin tady je s ním amen.<br />
Jožina jsem dohnal, už ho držím, johohó,<br />
dobré každé lóvé, prodám já ho do ZOO.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>It comes out different</title>
		<link>http://breakablecrate.com/2009/03/26/it-comes-out-different/</link>
		<comments>http://breakablecrate.com/2009/03/26/it-comes-out-different/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 12:03:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cardinal fang</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Moving Picture!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny ha-ha, or funny queer?]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Just saw this on Aussie tv. It's pretty amusing.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;">Just saw this on Aussie tv. It's pretty amusing.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><object width="480" height="295" data="http://www.youtube.com/v/94syGYcdGcU&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;color2=0x999999" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/94syGYcdGcU&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;color2=0x999999" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /></object></p>
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		<title>I love youngme &#8211; nowme photos.</title>
		<link>http://breakablecrate.com/2008/12/09/i-love-youngme-nowme-photos/</link>
		<comments>http://breakablecrate.com/2008/12/09/i-love-youngme-nowme-photos/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 04:14:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cardinal fang</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humans make a fascinating case-study]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Can you tell that I'm procrastinating on a big paper?
I love these young me - now me photos. The best of these are the ones that not only nail the outfits, but also the looks on their young faces. I dare you, loyal readership, to make one of your own.


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;">Can you tell that I'm procrastinating on a big paper?<br />
<a href="http://colorwar2008.com/youngnow-winners">I love these young me - now me photos.</a> The best of these are the ones that not only nail the outfits, but also the looks on their young faces. I dare you, loyal readership, to make one of your own.<br />
<img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3180/2426000165_158df547a8.jpg" alt="youngthem" /><br />
<img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2188/2426814768_fb8a4b6125.jpg" alt="nowthem" /></p>
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		<title>Cuitlacoche: Not a Character from &#8216;Star Trek: Voyager&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://breakablecrate.com/2008/07/19/cuitlacoche-not-a-character-from-star-trek-voyager/</link>
		<comments>http://breakablecrate.com/2008/07/19/cuitlacoche-not-a-character-from-star-trek-voyager/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jul 2008 15:51:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cardinal fang</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[funny ha-ha, or funny queer?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[garbage-in, garbage-out]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Hey guys, remember when I told you to go read "How to Draw a Face" on The Sneeze? Sure you do. You remember each and every link from each and every post I write, right? For sure. Anyway, The Sneeze is sorta back from a self-imposed hietus, and in honor of that, I'm going to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright" style="float: right;" src="http://www.thesneeze.com/art/potted_meat/potted.jpg" alt="" width="250" height="171" />Hey guys, remember when I told you to go read <a href="http://breakablecrate.com/2008/01/21/a-blog-post/">"How to Draw a Face"</a> on <em><a href="http://www.thesneeze.com/">The Sneeze</a></em>? Sure you do. You remember each and every link from each and every post I write, right? For sure. Anyway, <em>The Sneeze</em> is sorta back from a self-imposed hietus, and in honor of that, I'm going to direct you to read the hilarious series, <a href="http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php">"Steve, Don't Eat It!"</a>. I laughed, I cried, I blew potted meat food product right out of my nose.</p>
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		<title>Act I, with feeling</title>
		<link>http://breakablecrate.com/2008/07/16/act-i-with-feeling/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 00:28:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cardinal fang</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Moving Picture!]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey! Dr. Horrible is live! Act I is out now, Act II tomorrow, and Act III on Saturday.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;">Hey! Dr. Horrible is live! <a href="http://www.drhorrible.com/act_I.html">Act I</a> is out now, Act II tomorrow, and Act III on Saturday.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ravenu/77053539/"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/41/77053539_49520880ce.jpg?v=0" alt="Nathan" width="288" height="432" /></a></p>
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		<title>McCain is &#8216;Aware&#8217; of the Internet</title>
		<link>http://breakablecrate.com/2008/07/14/mccain-is-aware-of-the-internet/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 16:15:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cardinal fang</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a bit old, but amazing. Presidential candidate John McCain does not know how to use a computer; he asks his wife for help.

"Mr. McCain is a man who aspires to lead the largest economy in the world and yet recently admitted that he doesnâ€™t know how to use a computer, the one modern [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is a bit old, but amazing. Presidential candidate <a href="http://www.motherjones.com/mojoblog/archives/2008/03/7743_john_mccain_doe.html">John McCain does not know how to use a computer; he asks his wife for help.</a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.says-it.com/mccain/intro.php"><img src="http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/2164/mccaindumbinternetnd8.jpg" alt="from: http://www.dailykos.com/comments/2008/6/11/134456/659/17#c17" width="500" height="307" /></a></p>
<blockquote><p>"Mr. McCain is a man who aspires to lead the largest economy in the world and yet recently admitted that he doesnâ€™t know how to use a computer, the one modern tool shared by everyone from the post-industrial American work force to Middle Eastern terrorists to Pixar animators. Getting shot down over Vietnam may not be a qualification for president in 2008, but surely a rudimentary facility with a laptop is."<br />
- <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/06/opinion/06rich.html?pagewanted=1&amp;ei=5087&amp;em&amp;en=905173ef9c83edf1&amp;ex=1215576000">Frank Rich, "Wall-E for President" (New York Times - July 6, 2008)</a></p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>"'John McCain is aware of the Internet... This is a man who has a very long history of understanding on a range of issues.'<br />
- McCain aide Mark Soohoo (via <a href="http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/0608/The_Google.html">Ben Smith, "The Google", June 23, 2008</a>)</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>"As the father of young men and women ranging from 16 to 23, I understand from them not only their issues but how important and vital a role the Internet plays."<br />
-McCain himself</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>"Understanding that your daughter is addicted to posting pictures of herself and her friends taken while riding in your private jet or knowing someone who is an eBay fanatic doesn't really translate if you don't have the frame of reference to understand the way in which that connectivity matters and the broader implications it has for the way in which we live our lives each day. It doesn't translate into understanding the incredible possibility of large-scale social change organized because the tools were freely available online and anyone could step up and use them.</p>
<p>But it was a nice try."<br />
- <a href="http://www.techpresident.com/blog/entry/26492/it_s_still_not_enough">Tracy Russo, "It's still not Enough" (TechPresident - June 17, 2008)</a></p></blockquote>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://breakablecrate.com/2008/07/14/mccain-is-aware-of-the-internet/"><p><em>Click here to view the embedded video.</em></p></a></p>
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		<title>Wasn&#8217;t Capt. Mal already a superhero?</title>
		<link>http://breakablecrate.com/2008/07/08/wasnt-capt-mal-already-a-superhero/</link>
		<comments>http://breakablecrate.com/2008/07/08/wasnt-capt-mal-already-a-superhero/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 00:43:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cardinal fang</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Moving Picture!]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The internets are abuzz about Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog. And why shouldn't they be? It's Joss, baby.
[Read about the whys and hows here]

Teaser from Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog on Vimeo.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;">The internets are abuzz about Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog. And why shouldn't they be? It's Joss, baby.<br />
[Read about the whys and hows <a href="http://mikecs.net/prodigeek/2008/07/07/dr_horrible_interview_part_1/">here</a>]</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="400" height="225" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1227202&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=&amp;fullscreen=1" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="225" src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1227202&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=&amp;fullscreen=1" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object><br />
<a href="http://www.vimeo.com/1227202?pg=embed&amp;sec=1227202">Teaser</a> from <a href="http://www.vimeo.com/drhorrible?pg=embed&amp;sec=1227202">Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com?pg=embed&amp;sec=1227202">Vimeo</a>.</p>
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		<title>I left that lead fridge around here somewhere..</title>
		<link>http://breakablecrate.com/2008/06/03/i-left-that-lead-fridge-around-here-somewhere/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 16:56:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cardinal fang</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Moving Picture!]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Formerly 'Jumped the Shark'; now 'Nuke the Fridge'.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Formerly 'Jumped the Shark'; now <a href="http://www.filmdrunk.com/post.phtml?pk=1874">'Nuke the Fridge'</a>.</p>
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		<title>Could I *be* wearing any more clothes?</title>
		<link>http://breakablecrate.com/2008/05/30/could-i-be-wearing-any-more-clothes/</link>
		<comments>http://breakablecrate.com/2008/05/30/could-i-be-wearing-any-more-clothes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 16:28:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cardinal fang</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[funny ha-ha, or funny queer?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[objects for a consumerist culture]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[t-shirts]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
My kind of t-shirt. Funny on multiple levels.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.snorgtees.com/idliketodoubleyour-p-478.html?osCsid=87a4d5de2dcb0e2648d20bba057a2eab"><img src="http://www.snorgtees.com/images/DoubleYour_Fullpic_1.gif" alt="double" width="500" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">My kind of t-shirt. Funny on multiple levels.</p>
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		<title>Next up, America&#8217;s Hottest MLIS Student.</title>
		<link>http://breakablecrate.com/2008/05/21/next-up-americas-hottest-mlis-student/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 23:33:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cardinal fang</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humans make a fascinating case-study]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I had to 'spread' the word about this infection watch to Sarah and Jimmy:

Also, some of you might be interested, from a purely sociological and behavioural standpoint of course, the winner and runners-up in the America's Hottest College Girl competition. Comments on Digg.com seem to think that MySpace poses + mascara does not = hottest [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;">I had to 'spread' the word about this infection watch to Sarah and Jimmy:<br />
<a title="tokyoflash" href="http://www.tokyoflash.com/en/watches/tokyoflash/infection/"><img src="http://www.tokyoflash.com/pics/INF002_L3.jpg" alt="infection" width="481" height="361" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Also, some of you might be interested, from a purely sociological and behavioural standpoint of course, the winner and runners-up in the <a title="AHCG" href="http://www.collegehumor.com/hottestgirl">America's Hottest College Girl</a> competition. Comments on Digg.com seem to think that MySpace poses + mascara does not = hottest college girl. I happen to know, however, that school is hard, and maintaining one's hotness on top of all that homework and hard drinking takes some doing. So, you go America's Hottest College Girl!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">
<img src="http://7.content.collegehumor.com/d1/ch6/6/9/collegehumor.985a5816d38495e99d92ddb95c744b7c.jpg" alt="Alison. Our Winner." width="400" /></p>
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